WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Bungo 12:29 Mon Dec 30
What to spend club cash on?
By the end of the season I will have amassed a fair bit of club cash due to selling my seats on ticket exchange a fair bit.

Normally I would put this towards next season's STs but I'm not so sure right now.

Bearing that in mind, I suppose all I can do with it is buy stuff from the club shop to sell on ebay etc.

Question: What would you suggest would be the best things to buy with a) decent demand and b) highest resale value?

Ta.

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

BRANDED 12:32 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Incontinence trousers

Buster 12:32 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
A 'Welcome back Moyes' scarf.

fraser 12:34 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
So the club force you to re-sell the ticket back to them at a reduced price while selling on at full price then make you spend the money at the club!

Absolute fucking cunts

Bungo 12:36 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Generous it is not!

Toe Rag 12:41 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Look in the mirror and ask yourself why you do it and then realise that it’s money spunked up the wall that you could have spent doing something worth while with or something that actually brings you some pleasure.

Then have a little cry and maybe a wank.

Bungo 1:01 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
I'd have had to have spunked considerably more than that to have a cry. :)

Not quite sure how the wank fits in. Am I supposed to focus on Tits McGee?

Bungo 1:08 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
PS: I like some of the early ideas.

Do you think 'Welcome back Moyes Incontinence trousers' will be a thing? I'm in.

JustAFatKevinDavies 1:12 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
not sure if Dignitas accept club cash but would be my first port of call atm

cup of tea 5:23 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Wouldn't worry, you'll renew and it can go towards that. Most people who are VEWY ANGWY at the moment will still let G&S shaft them over and over and most will renew. Enjoy the new season

Vexed 5:27 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Club cash. What a piss take. The most worthless currency in the world, West Ham Club Cash.

Bungo 6:05 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
cup of tea 5:23 Mon Dec 30

It's possible that I'll renew, but less likely now that for many years. Not a knee-jerk at current situation, just a gradual reduction in the urge to go for a few years now.

Definitely not angry. Not engaged enough to be angry.

mallard 7:01 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
A box to box central midfielder

CR 7:14 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
That’s the problem to go beyond anger to a state of past caring. I now realise nothing is going to change. I don’t have to continue to feed them my cash.

Nurse Ratched 7:17 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Do they do crystal panthers in the club shop?

Darlo Debs 7:24 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
or crystal meths.

Big demand to be fair. Probably be bigger still after s few months of watching us under Moyes.

the coming of gary 7:32 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Crystal Panthers = David Sullivans 'secretary'
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El Scorchio 7:36 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Buy a couple of shirts. See if you can get some of the less shit players to sign them. Flog then on eBay.

Bungo 7:41 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
Having had a quick scan online today, I can safely say I won't be buying any Roberto branded stuff.

I wonder how many shirts they sold with his name on the back? Does he have any family here?

factory seconds 7:43 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
80s porn
candlelit tour of the scaffolding under the stands
david sullivan modelled dildo that you can open locks with
karren brady modelled fleshlight that doubles as a waterproof family tent
shirt featuring every african WHU player and the word MANIA written across it
smashed up lambo dinky toy (both sakho and antonio editions)
joke stick-on herpes sore (allardyce and arnautovic editions)
ticket to throw yourself off the acer orbit
rise of the krays DVD

Far Cough 7:44 Mon Dec 30
Re: What to spend club cash on?
ag ag ag

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